Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Police Officer's Love Boobs Too


The Protests in New York have spurred national Protests across the country. This gives me hope that we are willing to rise up against the powers that be. Random Thought, Since the Liberal Protesters are angry about the bailouts, and so are the Tea Partiers. Perhaps everyone should stop ripping each other's throats out, and work together?

That said, here is a fun loving picture of the NYPD in all it's glory. ARREST THOSE BOOBS!!! Now perhaps, I am not giving the NYPD enough credit as this is a still-shot. For all I know those boobs could have been flopping around and biting people on the necks. If so, Good Job.

I'm also in LOVE with the tactical precision of these officers, and teamwork is definitely key here. On the left we have an officer clearly taking control of the protesters Right boob which is obviously more dangerous than her free hand which has a pen in it. Luckily, I haven't heard of an officer getting stabbed in the neck with a pen recently, so it was obviously the right call. On the right, we can't see her arm so I believe the officer might have taken control of that arm, but definitely as we can see, her Left boob is completely arrested. THANK Our lucky stars! I thought there was going to be a boob rampage going on there.

So what are the odds that a 2 police officers arresting the same attractive woman would each pay extra special attention to her boobs at the same time? "Hey Bill, What do you say we take the hot one in on the next rile up? I'll bet we can even get some nipple action.." "You got it."

In all seriousness: This is obviously a Sexual Assult. There is nothing worse than a cop that uses his badge to force his own sexual desires upon others. If this picture doesn't anger you, than you might need an apathy check. If it does, I suggest we demand an investigation.

If you have a phone, Please feel free to call and demand an investigation into the sexual assult of the protester in this picture. Feel free to copy it and email it in. Please feel free to share this request. Most of us have vocal chords, so out of respect to the people who can't speak, Let's Use THEM! For that matter, if you truly can't speak, Feel free to write a letter. You're not excluded.



Let's Give em Hell!!!


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